WHYSOSERIOUS? Influencers don't have calm nervous systems cos their yelling to much.

Look at them over enough time and you can literally see it: time wears on them. You’d think someone who truly mastered markets wouldn’t degrade like that.

Real-time volatility would degrade them even faster — like trading into live VIX conditions — but they sidestep that.

They hedge the experience itself because their incentives aren’t aligned with perfo…