All your favorite commentators have an escape hatch — and you hate them for it.

Over time, you realize their “accuracy” is basically a coin flip. The moment you add timing to the equation, that coin flip collapses. Eventually you’ll spin up X accounts almost as a control experiment — not to show off, but to expose just how unreliable the average commentator really is.

They would never — and could never — operate with second-level pr…