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The nepotism of tweeting whatever your kids suggest—especially about a fringe asset like “coins”—completely delegitimizes their viability, reducing them to a mere side quest in the grand scheme of things.

Propagating their merits over the weekend by emphasizing that they trade every day, as if futures don’t open on Sundays, does nothing to strengthen their case. The fact that the “risk-on” sentiment only lasted until the next tariff confirmation also speaks volumes.

Going forward, decisions made in the White House should be considered the big leagues, while those made at Mar-a-Lago are more fringe and experimental.

This is a viable heuristic to use.