I sit here in this multicultural show

I’m sitting here at this multicultural show — colorful, but with barely any poppies and hardly any English. Everyone looks new. My barista from Turkey just arrived less than a year ago. The only people who seem to speak a semblance of English are from the Caribbean (a.k.a. Caribania). It truly is a show.

Have you heard the new urban Toronto accent? It’s barely even English, fam. So many sugar babies and the children of corrupt officials from former communist countries are sent here — destined to become an underclass as they cling to their imported cultures.

And now that winter’s come early, when shorter people wear those oversized puffer jackets, they really do resemble Oompa-Loompas straight out of Willy Wonka.

P.S. The Slav indicator seems to be the darker facial contours — perhaps a trace of old Eastern European social experiments.

All the performance - the show must go on!

LMAO