Making a bag in 11 mins doesn’t compare to privilege. It keeps you off Epstein island.

As soon as I got that market-validated bag, the universe decided to hand me privilege for the second time in this multicultural circus we call Toronto. I went to grab dinner and the Asian lady hit me with free spring rolls and the express lane treatment.

People don’t get it — this is actually a big deal. The further you go into Southeast-Asian-coded spaces, the more someone like me becomes an insecurity trigger, which means you don’t get the privileges you should get. Put me somewhere with a stronger white-majority mix — like New York — and suddenly everything aligns in my favour again. Lmao.

You shouldn’t consume Asian food it’s all carbs to mask for whole food. But I deserve a treat!