Temporal LBO: The Cleanest Feedback Loop in Human History

In a traditional leveraged buyout:

You acquire a company using borrowed capital, restructure it, extract efficiencies or value, and then exit — ideally at a profit, having controlled and transformed the asset during your ownership window.

In a temporal LBO, the asset isn’t a business — it’s a slice of time.

I took control of the 9:30 AM to 9:58 AM window, …