The UnGreat State of Canada

Oftentimes, I feel and think more American than most. Specifically, when I’m outside of the States, you get rude awakenings about the wild social experiments happening elsewhere in the world.

There has been a lot of chatter about some kind of conversion process for Canadians to become Americans. Whatever that is—sign me up.

Some Westerners go to the U.S. not to exploit or leech but to contribute and pay their fair share. There should be a way for “free-market” individuals to seamlessly become Americans based on shared ideological beliefs.

HELP!